Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Robert J. Kaplan - Gums (1976)



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Synopsis: Insane porn parody of JAWS featuring horny puppets, a Mermaid who blows men to death (and in one case sticks her head out of a toilet) and a Nazi lunatic played by Brother Theodore who volunteers to capture the Mermaid for oil wells instead of money. Theodore has the "Captain Quint" role in this exercise in sea-going vulgarity. Richard Bolla looks a lot like Richard Dreyfuss and carries around a blonde blow-up doll for amusement. You must see this movie to disbelieve it. Lots of underwater photography of the naked mermaid (Terri Hall) swimming around, but watch out for those lust-mad puppets!
I watched GUMS right after receiving it in the mail and was "treated" to a insane parody of JAWS featuring horny puppets, a Mermaid who blows men to death (and in one case sticks her head out of a toilet) and a Nazi lunatic played by Brother Theodore who volunteers to capture the Mermaid for oil wells instead of money. Theodore has the "Captain Quint" role in this exercise in sea-going vulgarity. Richard Bolla looks a lot like Richard Dreyfuss and carries around a blonde blow-up doll for amusement. You must see this movie to disbelieve it. Lots of underwater photography of the naked mermaid (Terri Hall) swimming around, but watch out for those lust-mad puppets!
An interesting movie, full of bad jokes, bad acting and very poor special effect. I really enjoyed it. It will never go down as one of the great porn films of all time, but with Nazis, glove puppets, mermaids and a desperate mayor trying to save the holiday season, all combined into a spoof of jaws, it is well worth one hour of your time. Terri Hall as the mermaid does not speak a word, but i suppose being under water and having her mouth full most of the time, this is only to be expected. As a porn movie, the sex is sparse, short in duration and comical. Overall i would say its a film that you could enjoy as long as you keep your expectations low and take it for what it is, cheap and cheerful.
Shameless stolen from IMDB.....!!

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no pass