Saturday, June 4, 2016

Paul Gerber - Nøglehullet AKA The Keyhole (1974)


A businessman in the opening minutes has the wonderful idea of making the first porno film to be completely realistic and believable - a notion which raised a few sniggers in the mackintoshed rows of the cinema where this epic was being screened. Nothing else in the movie, however, seemed to raise anything, although the leading couple (an aspiring movie-maker and the businessman's daughter) display a little more vivacity than one expects. According to Variety, Marie Ekorre previously appeared in the centre pages of Penthouse. She must have been relieved to get away from the staples.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Finn Karlsson - I jomfruens tegn AKA In the Sign of the Virgin (1973)


The impending approach of Venus, known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior", sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois, one to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Of course, chaos ensues.

This is the first Danish zodiac erotic comedy of six. It is very much in the same bawdy and politically incorrect spirit as the Danish erotic bedside comedies from that same era of the 1970s.

Starring: Ole Søltoft, Sigrid Horne-Rasmussen, Bent Warburg, Lone Gersel, Anne Bie Warburg, Vivi Rau, Doris Klemens, Faith Thrue, Ditte Maria, Eva Lindberg, Susan Skog, Mette Egholm, Leni Kjellander, Lone Helmer & Benny Hansen.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Tinto Brass - L'uomo che guarda AKA The Voyeur (1994) (HD)


At a college in Rome, a professor, nicknamed "Dodo" is in a deep depression. His stunningly beautiful wife has just left him for another man. Dodo wants her back very badly and has erotic daydreams about her. A beautiful young student in his class asks him for a ride home and seduces the lucky man, but still he wonders about his wife and her lover. Wile visiting his father he meets his dad's very sexy live-in nurse who takes care of much more then his broken leg. She tells Dodo of a beautiful young woman whose been having a sexual relationship with his father?

Tinto Brass - Paprika (1991) (HD)


This time, Italian soft-core maestro Tinto Brass doesn't even try to masquerade his opus as a political drama or social criticism. A young country girl (Debora Caprioglio) comes to town and works in a brothel in order to help her fiance get the money to start his own business. "Paprika" is the name given to her by the madam.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Jesús Franco - Je brûle de partout (1979)


Susan Hemingway hooks up with a guy at a discoteque (GREAT disco scene!), has unwilling sex (Brigitte Lahaie joins in on the action) and is drugged and sold off to a "deluxe bordello" where a bunch of dirty, moaning girls are kept in a constant state of excitement by some sort of sex-gas that is pumped into their living quarters. This is film has almost non-stop softcore sex but is still interesting for a francophile due to the dark subject matter and claustrophobic, sweaty atmosphere. There is no happy sex in this film, only rape, perversion, sadism and unfulfilment (as usual in Franco's world). Very low budget film, even by Franco's standard, Franco does the best to cover up the absence of a budget, a descent crew and good locations with some interesting/eccentric camera work and angles. I liked it, but it's almost impossible to discuss in terms of "good" and "bad" and I wouldn't recommend to anybody who haven't been bitten by the Franco bug.

Maria Beatty & Annie Sprinkle - Sluts & Goddesses Video Workshop (1992)


A classic of 90s sex positive feminist video art.

This video is a humorous, absurd, heartfelt and worshipful look at SEX. Guided through this unique adventure by sexpert extraordinaire Annie Sprinkle and the 'Transformation Facilitators', you will explore the ancient and forbidden knowledge about female sexuality. This fresh and inspiring video features many exotic ways to stimulate sexual and sensual pleasure. You will encounter flagellation with oak leaves, Chinese sword dancing, striptease, body contortions, tattooing, piercing, shaving and gender play. The mysteries of sex magic and female ejaculation will be revealed. You will learn about the Tantric breathing, primal screaming, the joys of group masturbation while meditating, and not least of all you will witness a profound five minute long orgasm!

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Peter Savage – Sylvia AKA A Saint, a Woman, a Devil (1977)


One of the oddest mixes of drive-in craziness and explicit sex, Raging Bull co-writer Peter Savage’s X rated adaptation of The Three Faces Of Eve finally comes to home video fully uncut with all the mind-boggling plot twists and X rated action fully intact! Young Sylvia is a good, pure Christian, but her friends and family are noticing strange things happening to her. Sylvia is experiencing sudden transformations from a church going innocent into a sex-obsessed vixen, violently seducing every man (and woman) in sight! Shocked by these episodes, her beautiful sister seeks help from a psychiatrist (played by director Peter Savage) and the two of them begin to explore the dark secrets in Sylvia’s past that have lead to her unnatural sexual awakening. Better known under its re-issue title of Sylvia, Vinegar Syndrome brings this sexy cult film to DVD in its original cut and under its original title: A Saint, A Woman, A Devil !

Jesús Franco - Die Marquise von Sade (1976) (HD)


A lonely aristocrat Miss Gray has a twin sister who's in an asylum. They share a strange bond. Miss Gray is rational but frigid while her sister is insane yet feels sexual pleasure for both of them. A female reporter arrives at the mansion.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Jesús Franco - Camino solitario (1984)


The life of a private eye in Spain is very different from the one surrounded by blondes and booze that we see in movies. Especially if the detective in the case is our hero Alfredo Pereira, who divides his time between his more or less scandalous cases in the most luxurious and international corner of the Costa del Sol, and his unsual private life. His private life is called Flavia, and it must be admitted she is a blonde, with huge blue eyes. The thing is, she is seven years old and the daughter of our detective, who was given custody of her when he divorced his wife. A new case puts Pereira in contact with a beautiful woman, Eva Radeck, the wife of a foreign financier. Their story is going to perhaps take up too much of Alfredo Pereira's time as the investigation takes on increasingly sombre tints of hatred, vengeance and death. Pereira, who is only tough on the outside, gets caught in the web spun by the seductive Eva and becomes an innocent party in the case, while continuing to be Flavia's soft-hearted daddy. Events come to a head with the vicious murder of Eva.

Claude Bernard-Aubert - Le Retour des Veuves (1979)


The film opens with Jean-Pierre Armand and a male, presumably Gregory, being entertained by two strippers. One is blonde (XNK0388, but this could be Danièle David with curlier hair) and the other brunette (Sophie Duflot). They strip then dress then have sex with the two men.
Then Gregory looks up the death notices in Le Figaro and the theme of Veuves en chaleur resumes, but with more comedy - very Carry-On style. They disagree on tactics, however. Jean-Pierre thinks a visit is better, Gregory favours a letter of condolence.
The first widow is Brigitte Lahaie. Jean-Pierre visits her and calls her Madame ..., but, tearfully, she says "Appelez-moi Madeleine." So he turns away and shouts "Madeleine!" thinking Madeleine is the maid. This gives her the giggles and leads to a b/g scene.

Friday, March 18, 2016

José Bénazéraf - Le sexe nu (1973)


Le sexe nu Alain raconte à sa maîtresse comment, après une déception amoureuse, il a sombré peu à peu dans le libertinage : de ses débuts avec une enseignante en histoire de l'art, puis avec une vendeuse de supermarché, jusqu'à sa découverte des soirées libertine...

Tinto Brass - Kick the Cock (2008)


Kick the Cock is an old Dutch saying, meaning Peek in the Kitchen. Maid Angelita is baking a cake for her boss.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Joe D'Amato - Harem (2000)


Description: This is the shocking story of an unscrupulous business man and his lust for financial and sexual gain. Preying upon beautiful young women, he traps them in a nightmarish web of carnal slavery for the world's richest oil sheiks. Staggering amounts of money and stunningly gorgeous girls change hands in a story of human greed that pulls no punches!

Michele Massimo Tarantini - Se lo fai sono guai (2001)


plot:(only Italian)
Trama: Due amici di mezza età, un chirurgo e un impresario di pompe funebri, condividono con grande entusiasmo una passione: le donne. E quando in paese arriva una bella spogliarellista, i due sfidano le ire della malavita che la protegge.

Friday, February 26, 2016

David Hamilton - Tendres Cousines AKA Cousins In Love (1980)


Summer 1939 in the Provence, France: the 14 years old Julien has a crush on his cousin Julia, who lives together with his family in their small hotel. Unfortunately she ignores him, because she's several years older. Then the hotel guest Charles enters the competition, a slimy twenty-something who lusts for the girl, despite the fact that he's engaged.