Saturday, December 31, 2011

Erwin C. Dietrich - She Devils of the SS (1973)

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In the last days of WW2, women are volunteering from all over Germany to serve in the front lines by having sex with the brave Nazi soldiers. But when they start having sex with each other, things get complicated. Especially with the increasing danger from the revengeful Soviet army!

Joe D'Amato - Anima ribelle (1997)

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Review (imdb)

Joe Hit the Nail on the Head with This One
9/10
Author: Dirtymoviedevotee from Brugge, Belgium

Despite their usually impressive production values (for porno, anyway), I have always thought most of D'Amato's hardcore efforts - especially the costume flicks - to be tired and labored affairs, the elegant 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA a rare exception to that rule. When he abandoned historically inspired sex films for contemporary carnality at the twilight of his career, he actually put out a few halfway decent titles such as the ROCCO, THE Italian STALLION series. The stupidly titled RAW AND NAKED gets my vote though as his most, well, satisfying porno picture. It has a more involving story than Joe (whose real name, Aristide Massacesi is rarely mentioned in conjunction with his explicit endeavors) usually attempted and, perhaps as a result, shows more care towards directing and acting.

Joe D'Amato - Anima ribelle (1997)

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Review (imdb)

Joe Hit the Nail on the Head with This One
9/10
Author: Dirtymoviedevotee from Brugge, Belgium

Despite their usually impressive production values (for porno, anyway), I have always thought most of D'Amato's hardcore efforts - especially the costume flicks - to be tired and labored affairs, the elegant 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA a rare exception to that rule. When he abandoned historically inspired sex films for contemporary carnality at the twilight of his career, he actually put out a few halfway decent titles such as the ROCCO, THE Italian STALLION series. The stupidly titled RAW AND NAKED gets my vote though as his most, well, satisfying porno picture. It has a more involving story than Joe (whose real name, Aristide Massacesi is rarely mentioned in conjunction with his explicit endeavors) usually attempted and, perhaps as a result, shows more care towards directing and acting.

Andreas Bethmann - Damonenbrut AKA Demon-Terror (2000)





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UGH! Can someone please do a proper naughty tentacle movie?!, 19 April 2004
Author: mr-norman-bates from The Bates Motel

What can I say? I dare you to watch this. No, I TRIPLE DOG dare you!

If you actually need a "plot" synop, here goes: a couple of german yutes are heading towards an island for some fun. Unfortunately, so are a small gang of bank robbers/ baby doll murderers (yes, I said baby DOLL murderers: there is a shot where a TOYS R' US baby doll -complete with the gravity assisted big blue eyes -is substituted as a REAL baby as said Tarantini wannabe puts a gun to its forehead. It even comes complete with standard baby giggles before impact. You will not believe it as you see it either)!

So, when all arrive on the island, much chaos ensues as they (1) run around from either each other or (2) encounter crosses that slowly spin around and drip blood, (3) the long retired fog from JC's THE FOG and (4) naughty tentacles that look like dung, which do naughty things (think LA BLUE GIRL, but with real girls, stop motion and fake screams the likes of which have not been seen since DR. BUTCHER).

So, if naughty tentacles are your thing, just check out the live action LA

BLUE GIRLs out on dvd or even the 5-dvd set of ANGEL OF DARKNESS (which are pretty slow and have very little naughtiness). Otherwise, PLEASE ... watch this movie with your parents. They will love it. I mean it. Really.... D

Andreas Bethmann - Damonenbrut AKA Demon-Terror (2000)

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UGH! Can someone please do a proper naughty tentacle movie?!, 19 April 2004
Author: mr-norman-bates from The Bates Motel

What can I say? I dare you to watch this. No, I TRIPLE DOG dare you!

If you actually need a "plot" synop, here goes: a couple of german yutes are heading towards an island for some fun. Unfortunately, so are a small gang of bank robbers/ baby doll murderers (yes, I said baby DOLL murderers: there is a shot where a TOYS R' US baby doll -complete with the gravity assisted big blue eyes -is substituted as a REAL baby as said Tarantini wannabe puts a gun to its forehead. It even comes complete with standard baby giggles before impact. You will not believe it as you see it either)!

So, when all arrive on the island, much chaos ensues as they (1) run around from either each other or (2) encounter crosses that slowly spin around and drip blood, (3) the long retired fog from JC's THE FOG and (4) naughty tentacles that look like dung, which do naughty things (think LA BLUE GIRL, but with real girls, stop motion and fake screams the likes of which have not been seen since DR. BUTCHER).

So, if naughty tentacles are your thing, just check out the live action LA

BLUE GIRLs out on dvd or even the 5-dvd set of ANGEL OF DARKNESS (which are pretty slow and have very little naughtiness). Otherwise, PLEASE ... watch this movie with your parents. They will love it. I mean it. Really.... D

Tony Kendrick - Nurses of the 407th (1983)





Plot Synopsis:

During the Korean War, two irreverent surgeons chase after their nurses and create general mischief at a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Tony Kendrick - Nurses of the 407th (1983)

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Plot Synopsis:

During the Korean War, two irreverent surgeons chase after their nurses and create general mischief at a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Joe Davian - Appointment with Agony (1976)

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User Reviews

Sleazy Abduction/Rape Film From Joe Davian...
11 May 2006 | by EVOL666 (St. John's Abortion Clinic)

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

Joe Davian is best known for his hour-long "roughies" that are short on plot and run-time, but long on sex and sleaze. APPOINTMENT WITH AGONY fits that bill precisely.

The film starts off with a guy playing guitar in prison and abruptly switches to a scene with Vanessa Del Rio in a car with three guys and a girl. Apparently, Vanessa was picked up hitch-hiking...big mistake on her part. The "gang" takes her back to their hide-out and the three men of the group swiftly take to making Ms. Del Rio "air-tight" in a pretty long and rough rape scene, complete with DP and jizz-bath action. When they've all "finished", the gang begins to plan their next caper - but not before one of the group goes back for a little extra "fun" with Vanessa. Their next heist includes the abduction of a family (husband, wife, and two daughters) who are also brought back to the gang's lair and abused. The daughters are made to give their dad a blow-job, and then both daughters and the wife are raped. The chick of the gang (I guess feeling a little left out), goes downstairs to have some fun with the still captive Del Rio. After all this "action" - the scene cuts back to the guy playing guitar in prison (who turns out to be one of the kidnappers), and then a short "resolution" scene where you see the kidnapped family back in their van discussing how they escaped...

Joe Davian - Appointment with Agony (1976)

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User Reviews

Sleazy Abduction/Rape Film From Joe Davian...
11 May 2006 | by EVOL666 (St. John's Abortion Clinic)

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

Joe Davian is best known for his hour-long "roughies" that are short on plot and run-time, but long on sex and sleaze. APPOINTMENT WITH AGONY fits that bill precisely.

The film starts off with a guy playing guitar in prison and abruptly switches to a scene with Vanessa Del Rio in a car with three guys and a girl. Apparently, Vanessa was picked up hitch-hiking...big mistake on her part. The "gang" takes her back to their hide-out and the three men of the group swiftly take to making Ms. Del Rio "air-tight" in a pretty long and rough rape scene, complete with DP and jizz-bath action. When they've all "finished", the gang begins to plan their next caper - but not before one of the group goes back for a little extra "fun" with Vanessa. Their next heist includes the abduction of a family (husband, wife, and two daughters) who are also brought back to the gang's lair and abused. The daughters are made to give their dad a blow-job, and then both daughters and the wife are raped. The chick of the gang (I guess feeling a little left out), goes downstairs to have some fun with the still captive Del Rio. After all this "action" - the scene cuts back to the guy playing guitar in prison (who turns out to be one of the kidnappers), and then a short "resolution" scene where you see the kidnapped family back in their van discussing how they escaped...

Steve Morelli - Terrore nel bosco (1998)



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this is the original hardcore italian version!

Steve Morelli - Terrore nel bosco (1998)

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this is the original hardcore italian version!

Ray Dennis Steckler - Fire Down Below aka Perverted Passion (1974)





This looks surprisingly well made for a 70s roughie. Be warned there is hardcore sex and other extremely graphic content. Fun fact: It came out the same year as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Ray Dennis Steckler - Fire Down Below aka Perverted Passion (1974)

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This looks surprisingly well made for a 70s roughie. Be warned there is hardcore sex and other extremely graphic content. Fun fact: It came out the same year as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Ann Perry - Sweet Savage (1979)



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From IMDb:
The above summary is a bit of a cliché, I'll grant you, but this film is one of the most original and entertaining explicit films I have ever seen. Sweet Savage is a film that not only captures the feel of the old west, but captures the feel of an old Gollywood western from say, Monogram pictures, or some other similar company in the 1930s-40s. A young Indian girl named Shy Dove(Beth Anna)returns to her tribe after spending some years away at an exclusive Boston boarding school. She soon encounters racism at the hands of the local white settlers, finding solace in the hands of a white man, Damon(Jon Hollabaugh). Of course this infuriates the locals(among them Hollywood actor Aldo Ray who has a small part as Mr. Banner)who believe in keeping Indian and white culture(and relations) separate, so they in turn gang rape Shy Dove.

Ann Perry - Sweet Savage (1979)

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From IMDb:
The above summary is a bit of a cliché, I'll grant you, but this film is one of the most original and entertaining explicit films I have ever seen. Sweet Savage is a film that not only captures the feel of the old west, but captures the feel of an old Gollywood western from say, Monogram pictures, or some other similar company in the 1930s-40s. A young Indian girl named Shy Dove(Beth Anna)returns to her tribe after spending some years away at an exclusive Boston boarding school. She soon encounters racism at the hands of the local white settlers, finding solace in the hands of a white man, Damon(Jon Hollabaugh). Of course this infuriates the locals(among them Hollywood actor Aldo Ray who has a small part as Mr. Banner)who believe in keeping Indian and white culture(and relations) separate, so they in turn gang rape Shy Dove.

Jürgen Enz - Tagebuch einer Siebzehnjährigen aka Young Love, Hot Love (1979)



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Jürgen Enz, who made tons of unfunny porn comedies (Die Liebesvögel & Kohlpiesels Töchter) directed this wannabe sensitive sex drama which unintentionally packs far more laughs than his supposed rib-ticklers.
Starting with a nauseatingly syrupy ballad that has some two-bit crooner endlessly repeating "Young Love, Hot Love" that'll keep turning up in various instrumental renditions throughout, this movie tells the heartrending coming of age story of pretty 15-year old Hamburg schoolgirl Elke played by Sylvia Engelmann [Zwei Däninnen In Lederhosen & Schoolgirl Report Part 12) who's pressured by boyfriend Lothar to go "all the way", a step she's understandably rather reluctant to take.
Though her acting technique remains limited to a collection of photogenic pouts, Engelmann at least looks the part of a teenager, which is more than can be said for the uncredited actress playing her "one year older" (according to Elke's narration) best friend Ellen. At age 16 the latter thinks letting Lothar get into her panties might be a good way for Elke to get over all those pesky adolescent insecurities that are making her such a party pooper of late. To stress this fact, Ellen drags her little friend into the school toilets for an impromptu Sapphic initiation that includes some particularly poor bladder control on her part. Lending Lothar a hand to appease his raging teen hormones, Elke firmly believes there should be more to love than this, even as she's trying to cope with the shock of having caught her less than hard-bodied parents in mid-stroke. The girl's middle-aged mom is played by Margit Rauthe, the only other recognizable face in the flick [Der Sexbaron von St. Pauli] even had a very small bit part in the TV-series SMILEY'S PEOPLE.

Jürgen Enz - Tagebuch einer Siebzehnjährigen aka Young Love, Hot Love (1979)

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Jürgen Enz, who made tons of unfunny porn comedies (Die Liebesvögel & Kohlpiesels Töchter) directed this wannabe sensitive sex drama which unintentionally packs far more laughs than his supposed rib-ticklers.
Starting with a nauseatingly syrupy ballad that has some two-bit crooner endlessly repeating "Young Love, Hot Love" that'll keep turning up in various instrumental renditions throughout, this movie tells the heartrending coming of age story of pretty 15-year old Hamburg schoolgirl Elke played by Sylvia Engelmann [Zwei Däninnen In Lederhosen & Schoolgirl Report Part 12) who's pressured by boyfriend Lothar to go "all the way", a step she's understandably rather reluctant to take.
Though her acting technique remains limited to a collection of photogenic pouts, Engelmann at least looks the part of a teenager, which is more than can be said for the uncredited actress playing her "one year older" (according to Elke's narration) best friend Ellen. At age 16 the latter thinks letting Lothar get into her panties might be a good way for Elke to get over all those pesky adolescent insecurities that are making her such a party pooper of late. To stress this fact, Ellen drags her little friend into the school toilets for an impromptu Sapphic initiation that includes some particularly poor bladder control on her part. Lending Lothar a hand to appease his raging teen hormones, Elke firmly believes there should be more to love than this, even as she's trying to cope with the shock of having caught her less than hard-bodied parents in mid-stroke. The girl's middle-aged mom is played by Margit Rauthe, the only other recognizable face in the flick [Der Sexbaron von St. Pauli] even had a very small bit part in the TV-series SMILEY'S PEOPLE.
Tiring of the understanding boyfriend routine, Lothar finally loses his patience when Elke refuses to put out at an orgy hosted by Ellen during her parents' absence. Hopping into bed with a buxom blonde while Ellen gets it from both ends in the bathroom, this clearly means curtains for Lothar as far as our dreary heroine's concerned. As an attempt at heavy-handed symbolism, Elke intermittently runs into an older blind man whom she gradually befriends and who seems to represent all that is good in man, therefore indirectly sanctioning the girl's decision to hold out for Mr Right.
A bit ironic then that she, by now aged 17, should fall for sensitive, brooding Holger, pushing 40 and on the cusp on permanently leaving for Singapore. Blinded by love, she still allows him to take her maidenhead in front of the obligatory fireplace. Waving goodbye forever from the train station, Elke realizes that she has her whole life ahead of her and that there is much she's yearning to discover.
Colorfully photographed like some bland '70s shampoo commercial, Diary Of A Seventeen Year Old provides an uneasy yet strangely entertaining blend of crude German porn and preachy after school special. It appears to have been an earnest and heartfelt attempt by its spectacularly untalented director to make a movie that mattered. While our annoyingly upright Elke valiantly braves her budding hormonal urges, everyone around her is getting down in frequently unpleasant graphic detail, delighting the raincoat crowd whilst simultaneously instilling its contradictory moral message that true love is a thing worth saving yourself for. Holger's love 'em and leave 'em attitude in the last scenes adds further confusion to an already schizophrenic hybrid. imdb

Franco Lo Cascio - The Erotic Adventures of Aladdin X (1996)



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Clark finds Aladdin's lamp, rubs it and the genie fulfills all his sexual desires.

Franco Lo Cascio - The Erotic Adventures of Aladdin X (1996)

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Clark finds Aladdin's lamp, rubs it and the genie fulfills all his sexual desires.

Joe D'Amato -Amore & Psiche aka Love & Psyche (2000)

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Love and Psyche (1996)

* (out of 4)

The beautiful woman of Greece refuses to bring any more men into her bed because she has fallen in love with a God. Does the story really matter? This here is a pretty bland and boring hardcore feature from D'Amato, which features some rather unattractive sex scenes as well as a boring story thrown in. The movie is very slow paced and is yet another example of the director not being too interested in the subject.

Joe D'Amato -Amore & Psiche aka Love & Psyche (2000)

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Love and Psyche (1996)

* (out of 4)

The beautiful woman of Greece refuses to bring any more men into her bed because she has fallen in love with a God. Does the story really matter? This here is a pretty bland and boring hardcore feature from D'Amato, which features some rather unattractive sex scenes as well as a boring story thrown in. The movie is very slow paced and is yet another example of the director not being too interested in the subject.

Alex E. Goitein - Cherry Hill High (1977)

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Storyline

Six girls from a High School who are on a trip at the end of the classes begin a competition between them who will be first to lose virginity. But it seems more difficult for them as it might appear. Written by Volker Boehm

Alex E. Goitein - Cherry Hill High (1977)

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Storyline

Six girls from a High School who are on a trip at the end of the classes begin a competition between them who will be first to lose virginity. But it seems more difficult for them as it might appear. Written by Volker Boehm

Friday, December 30, 2011

Barbara Peeters - Starhops (1978)

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IMDB REVIEW: Now here's an interesting by-product of the 1970's... the "feminist" drive-in exploitation fare, which featured female protagonists making their way in a man's world. Courtesy director Barbara Peeters (BURY ME AN ANGEL) and screenwriter Stephanie Rothman (GROUP MARRIAGE), both specialists in this mini-genre, the conventions of these films are the same, however because the protagonists are women, there is kind of a reverse stereotype. In other words, it's okay if women take their clothes off, as long as they're being directed by women. This story is pure corny sex fluff: a trio of enterprising gals set out to save their fledgling drive-in restaurant despite all obstacles. Because this is a drive-in movie with a lot of wah-wah pedal soundtrack and male pigs with bad clothing, you know that these girls aren't taking the Sally Struthers correspondence course on business. They take advantage of their sexuality to get their way in a corporate man's world... always on their terms, yet still don't go ALL the way.

Barbara Peeters - Starhops (1978)

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IMDB REVIEW: Now here's an interesting by-product of the 1970's... the "feminist" drive-in exploitation fare, which featured female protagonists making their way in a man's world. Courtesy director Barbara Peeters (BURY ME AN ANGEL) and screenwriter Stephanie Rothman (GROUP MARRIAGE), both specialists in this mini-genre, the conventions of these films are the same, however because the protagonists are women, there is kind of a reverse stereotype. In other words, it's okay if women take their clothes off, as long as they're being directed by women. This story is pure corny sex fluff: a trio of enterprising gals set out to save their fledgling drive-in restaurant despite all obstacles. Because this is a drive-in movie with a lot of wah-wah pedal soundtrack and male pigs with bad clothing, you know that these girls aren't taking the Sally Struthers correspondence course on business. They take advantage of their sexuality to get their way in a corporate man's world... always on their terms, yet still don't go ALL the way.