28/04/13

Falo Crest (1987) - Jesus Franco



Synopsis:
Heiress, Angela Channing, invites her family to her villa to unveil a new product in the family's wine range and also share the secret of the success of their vineyard.
The success and great taste is apparently due to the wine being mixed with the Channing ancestors' spunk which has been bottled and preserved for added flavour. This spunk & wine combination also acts as a powerful aphrodisiac and while her children are intoxicated on the cloudy brew, Angela Channing makes the final move in her dastardly plot.

El Mirón y la exhibicionista (1986) - Jesus Franco



Synopsis:
'A man, obsessed with sex, is dedicated to spying on women as they make love. 'The Voyeur and the Exhibitionist' forms part of the 10 films made by Jesus Franco at the dawn of the Spanish X cinema with very few resources, lots of imagination and a roster of enthusiastic actors and technicians who became pioneers of the genre in our country.'

22/04/13

Graphic Sexual Horror (2009) - Barbara Bell & Anna Lorentzon



Description:
The phrase "Graphic Sexual Horror" actually derives from the all-caps warning that would greet visitors at the threshold to the "Insex.Com" Web site during its heyday roughly a decade ago. But one can't be blamed for thinking that the title pairs well with the somewhat sensationalistic marketing. The fact that this is a documentary is never concealed, but that doesn't really diminish the lurid appeal - in fact, the promise that everything is real only adds to the titillation.

Of course that's the same lure of realism that attracted some 35,000 subscribers to Brent "PD" Scott's unique BDSM online community and interactive gallery. Shooting on stark sets sporting a rundown, industrial look and featuring a grim, deadpan aesthetic that gave some the impression that PD "really had captured the girls," the Insex team specialized in creative live feed sessions that allowed customers to provide real-time input and feedback. The young models would frequently plead for mercy from all sorts of gnarly acts of sadism, but per S/M protocol there was always a "safe word" in reserve that they could invoke if things became too unbearable.

Sadomania - Hölle der Lust AKA Hellhole Women (1981) - Jesus Franco



Synopsis
allmovie wrote:
Filmmaker Jesús Franco, director of such low-budget exploitation flicks as Vampyros Lesbos and Killer Barbys vs. Dracula, helmed this 1981 X-rated women-in-prison film. The plot concerns a pair of newlyweds who are kidnapped while driving through Spain and taken to a prison run by sadistic lesbian warden Magda Urtado, played by transsexual porn actress Ajita Wilson. Once in the clutches of Urtado, the couple is witness to rape, bestiality, sadomasochism, and sex-slavery as the nymphomaniac warden attempts to quench her insatiable thirst for carnality. Banned in the United Kingdom, Sadomania also stars former Playboy Playmate Ursula Buchfellner.

La Chica de las bragas transparentes AKA Pick-Up Girls (1981) - Jesus Franco



"A classic of Franco Filth, 9 March 2001
10/10
Author: sirarthurstreebgreebling II from Streeb Greebling Acres

Jess Franco does it again with this classic tale of abduction, preversion, rape and murder. The two strippers are taken out of prison and promised freedom if they investigate the dissapearence of an international swimmer. Their previous experience in espionage will give them the edge they need in this case. Soon they learn that the swimmers abduction is just the tip of the iceberg and that this mission is not as straight forward as it seemed. With some outrageous dialogue that i cant repeat here and a plot that will leave you reeling this is Franco at his best. Filthy, Unrepentant and Entertaining.

08/04/13

Cocktail spécial (1978) - Jesus Franco



"Adolescent Naivety Will Be Fatal !, 26 January 2005
7/10
Author: ANTONIO LA TORRE (BCULT) from Palermo, Italy

The naive teen-aged Eugénie (Beni Touxa) is strongly convinced by the perverse Martine (Carole David) to spend a weekend in her ambiguous house, after the vicious woman has seduced the girl's father. Martine's true intention is that of offering Eugénie as the main course of a secret orgy, where she plans to get the girl's father to unwittingly deflower his own daughter. The young guests of this house placate their sexual lust among themselves, with the sporadic participation of a vicious young man. As an irony of fate, this complex and articulated Jesus Franco's movie was released with one title only. An unbelievable anomaly for the productions of the Spanish cult director."

06/04/13

Der neue heiße Sex-Report - Was Männer nicht fürmöglich halten (1971) - Ernst Hofbauer

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Some surprisingly subtle humour in the original, 4 February 2001
7/10
Author: Stefan Kahrs from Canterbury, England

This is much better written than the usual German sex films a la report style. As so often, the eroticism is rather flat and relies too much on nudity alone.

However, some of the comedy scenes work amazingly well - for example, the dialogue of the episode with the sales rep for Thomas Mann is very sharp (and highly contemporary, it would not work in 1965 or in 1980), as is the ironic interplay between narrative and pictures in the postman episode. It would be very easy though to completely ruin that sharpness in a dubbed version.