Saturday, March 22, 2014

Gérard Loubeau - Sechs Schwedinnen auf Ibiza (1981)


Six light-minded girls are losing their passports and money on their way to Ibiza. But they have luck and find shelter in a sea-view villa. In order to earn some money to continue their journeyl, the hot girls take jobs at various establishment like in Night Clubs or Bars and fucking the respective bosses of this shit holes. The men are mostly old enough to be the girls' fathers, but that doesn't bother the sexually-crazed bitches at all.

Armand Weston - Expose Me, Lovely (1976)


From Reviewer

EXPOSE ME, LOVELY is a porn movie version of the 1941 film,LADY IN THE LAKE in which Ras Kean plays private eye Harry "Frosty" Knight,a NYC private eye in the tradition of Sam Spade, Phillip Marlowe and Mike Hammer,who must find a missing young man who is heir to a fortune from his politician father, but Kean finds out soon enough that the missing person case is more than that,since he finds himself framed for murder. Of course being a 70's porn film, the plot is secondary to the explicit sex scenes, but director Armond Weston who also wrote the script, directs both the plot which has many scenes from the point of view of the private eye(just like LADY IN THE LAKE) with flashbacks and the many sex scenes in a very artsy film noir manner that makes this film in my opinion,an almost perfect adult film for couples and not only for horny males.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Jorge Acha – Habeas Corpus (1986)


Quote:Four days’ captivity in a Tragic Holy Week, when the regime received Pope John Paul II and the radio and televisión recounted and showed how Videla ate his wafer and tríed to purge his sins. In the meantime, in the clandestine cells, thousands were being tortured and killed. This film is the catalog of the perceptions, memories, delirium, physical condiiion of a prísoner at the most horrible moments of his confinement: dead times dragging on in between torture sessions. The time when he realizes that he has a body made offragments. There maynot be in all Argentine cinema history, such a detailed exploration of the qualities and powers that a body may engender.

Penny Woolcock – The Principles of Lust (2003)

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Crippled by his writer's block, Paul enters into a new, exciting relationship with risk-taking Billy and super-sexy Juliette. As it becomes increasingly tangled, however, he must choose one of them over the other.

Jamie Russell, wrote:
"Likely to cause a stir because of its explicit scenes of orgies and coke snorting, what really separates The Principles Of Lust from the crowd is its edgy, dark atmosphere that combines conventional Hollywood thrillers about sociopaths - eg. Fight Club, Bad Influence - with a distinctly British, rough and ready feel.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Jean Rollin - Tout le monde il en a deux aka Fly Me the French Way (1974)


Softcore pornography is a dying art form. In the late sixties and early seventies, this "mainstream" form of sex cinema was a hell of a lot more erotic than it's bastard offspring that fills up the wee hours of late night cable. The people in these films looked more like your neighbors, and less the silicone ideal presented today, and stuff just felt...oh, I guess....dirtier. It stands to reason that people should be aroused by more accurate depictions of attractive yet common folks having a go in the sheets than surgically altered, over made-up Barbies and Kens, but little by little, the gloss came into porn; out with the real and in with the ideal. It's a shame, because, while not an avid viewer of the stuff, I'd certainly watch more if it were as erotic as Jean Rollin's 1974 farce, Bacchanales Sexuelles.

Herschell Gordon Lewis - Black Love (1971)


"Black Love is not an erotic sex film. It is rather a study of an important aspect of the black experience." You bet! This cinematic atrocity was directed and lensed by the Godfather of Gore, Herschell Gordon Lewis. Written and narrated (and wonderfully e-nun-c-ate-ed) by Joseph L. Turner (sure), Black Love unfolds in four acts.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Jerry Douglas - The Back Row (1973)


TLA Video review wrote:
Jerry Douglas' The Back Row (1972):

As millions flocked to theatres to see The Godfather back in 1972, another landmark film was unspooling in theatres as well. (Sure, they were decidedly smaller and seedier theatres, and had a tendency to reek of bodily fluids, but they were theatres nonetheless.) Garnering nowhere the same amount of press, it was a milestone in its own right. That film is The Back Row. Seen here for the first time in nearly 30 years, this hilarious (and sexy as hell) pre-condom-era rub-your-chub flick is a must for porn fans.

Casey Donovan (Boys in the Sand, The Other Side of Aspen) is featured as a dude cruising NYC's all-male smut theatres looking for love (or at least a good hummer); George Payne is the young "guy from Montana" who catches his eye.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Jim Powers - The Texas Dildo Masquerade (1998)


Quote:The Texas Vibrator Massacre (2008) is kinda like a XXX version of the 2003 Texas Chain Saw Massacre remake, but I prefer the Texas Dildo Masquerade because it follows Tobe Hooper's original closely (and hilariously). Instead of Leatherface, there is Pussyface and his/her crazy family who makes dildos. There are even dildos hanging from the cieling instead of meat hooks. Amazing. The film stars Tabitha Stevens and, in the role of the wheelchair-bound Franklin, Ron Jeremy.

Matt Cimber - Africanus Sexualis AKA Black Is Beautiful (1970)


IMDB review:

Black Is Beautiful is one of the lucrative explicit-sex films marketed alongside Scandinavian imports during a brief window when Supreme Court decisions (notably the Quiet Days in Clichy and I Am Curious (Yellow) cases) first opened the floodgates that now have led to hardcore porn's dominant place in our culture. Cimber cashed in while the getting was good with a series of fake documentaries now classified as "white-coaters", which within 2 years were driven out of the marketplace by porn films with a storyline. (Ironically, today's internet-dominated XXX market has generally jettisoned story lines, coming back full circle to 1970-level content.)