13/01/21

The House Near the Prado aka Diary of a Madam (1969) - Jean Van Hearn

 

 Marsha Jordan stars in this tell all tale about being a madam. She is the owner and operator of the Reno, Nevada brothel, “Puss and Boots”. The following narrative from video zeta one: Maude (Marsha Jordan) tells the story of how businessmen get their kicks at her establishment; her bordello plays an important role in the fabric of society, so she says. The two horny businessmen today are Harry and Jack. Nancy presents her wares. She's played by Eve Orlon AKA Sunny Boyd; you may remember her from Pretty Wet Lips (1974), or a number of other early seventies exploitation. Eve presents her stuff. She's played by Julia Blackburn, who was in The Ramrodder (1969). Blackburn gets way more explicit in this film than in any other film I've seen her in, by a mile. The next prostitute's name is "Delicious". I'm not sure who this actress is. Not exactly stunning looking, but it's mainly due to her awful haircut. Harry and Jack go to the bedroom with Delicious and Nancy. The next ten minutes are these two gross men groping all over these girls. For some reason they felt the need to keep talking throughout, mostly mumbling incoherent shit like "Lemme git in on here on these little itty bitties, yah hah ha!" This is why sex scenes need music. Harry and Jack marvel at their good fortune as the two girls start making out while they're still attached to their dicks. We cut back to Maude spinning another yarn, all the while extolling the virtues of prostitution. Jeff is clearly mentally handicapped. I suppose as a good deed, Maude instructs Nancy and Eve to satisfy him. Julia Blackburn is sitting on his face. This film gets damn near being a porno, but steps back just enough. No real penetration, but unfortunately plenty of dicks and shriveled ball sacks on screen. Diane acts as a dominatrix for this customer, and lashes Delicious. Diane is played by Linda York who's been in countless great sexploitation films, my favorite being Angel Above Devil Below (1974). Delicious is tied up and abused further. Diane and Nancy go at it in front of a live studio audience. Diane unveils a vibrator - looks very "old timey" and definitely isn't cordless. Sunny Boyd certainly provides her share of graphic views in this film. Maude explains that she once had a business partner named Harold... One day, she went to visit him at his office and he was acting kinda funny... Sure enough - she discovered Diane under his desk. Maude smacks the shit out Diane. So ended her business relationship with Harold, and her prostitution business as well. Maude ends with the priceless line "I guess we're all whores, aren't we." Which makes little sense, but a dramatic way to go out.   


Language(s):English 
Subtitles:None

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