Showing posts with label Italy.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Italy.. Show all posts

01/08/18

Sesso profondo aka Flying Sex (1980) - Marino Girolami



This is a no-brainer for this site, and only contains a few scenes of actual hardcore. However, the English dubbing is worth the price of admission - in this case free - alone. What to say about this turd? An ice queen takes a plane ride and discovers that flying is her g-spot, or least the gateway to sexual inhibition. As any idiot could guess, this is because of a childhood trauma involving a toy plane - porn psychology 101 - and soon she gets her husband in on the action. The only thing funnier than watching a porn actor rag out his porn actress wife about being a slut, is watching it poorly dubbed, knowing that some jagoff is in a soundbooth trying to make awful lines sound authentic. Rich. A perfect storm of crapola.

29/07/18

Emanuelle e gli ultimi cannibali AKA Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals (1977) - Joe D'Amato



One of director Joe D'Amato's best in the Emanuelle series. This film tells the story of photo-journalist (Laura Gemser) who runs into the cannibal proclivities of an Amazon tribe. After viewing documentary footage of cannibals torturing, executing and devouring their enemies, she apparently still wants to learn about such behavior firsthand and journeys down the Amazon with a research team to find the tribe in question. Naturally, the entire group falls into the cannibals' clutches, leading to endless messy scenes of people being carved up, impaled, disemboweled, split in half and (of course) eaten.