Review from Slimetime: A Guide to Sleazy, Mindless Movies
By Steven Puchalski
From Draculina Cine comes this demented little production - a gory porno ('Gorno?') featurette that should knock the crusty shorts off of the sick fuck contingent. Did I like it, you might ask? Hell no! It's crude, amateurish and unimaginative, but it's also a high-concept sleazebag crowd-pleaser. Short, to-the-point, and almost unwatchable for anyone with an IQ in the triple digits. This Italian import comes undubbed and unsubtitled, but come to think of it, anyone interested in this vile little video could care less about luxuries such as dialogue. There's no wasting time in this raunch-o-rama either. For the first ten minutes a horny young couple fuck in front of a video camera after the guy gives his date a dose of Sexplosion (sort of Spanish Fly squared). There's the usual procession of flesh tones: Her tits, his hairy-butt, their legs and arms intertwined, plus close-ups of him sipping from her fuzzy cup and then getting a blow job, and both of 'em endlessly grinding away. It's tedious, repetitious dreck for the mutton-flogging crowd.
