The story begins with the childhood of the rich and powerful Simon Qing (Lam Wai-Kin) who is being schooled in the ways of sex by his virile father (Tsui Siu-Keung), but who is still a virgin - until he meets his first love Violetta, who has fun with him all over his father's estate. Their love does not last, so Simon embarks on a journey. Along the way he meets the attractive nun Moon, who observes his manhood one evening by poking at it with a pair of chopsticks (thus the film's English title). Simon deflowers her and marries her, after which he becomes enamoured of the small-footed Golden Lotus, who's married to a poor dwarf. The two conspire to get rid of him, setting up another marriage for Simon.
